What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:12

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
Moonraker
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Dr No
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.